A real Story

This iz crime story
5 frndz lived in a room
Namely
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
NOBODY
SOMEBODY
1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
At that time BRAIN was in bathroom,
MAD called police.
MAD:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,wht iz the matter?
MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police:R u mad?
MAD:Yes,i"m MAD.
Police:Dnt u've BRAIN.
MAD:BRAIN iz in bathroom..
Police:U FOOL...
MAD:No,FOOL is reading this sMs

What is a Girl

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! 

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What is Wife

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means - With Idiot For Ever

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Tum meri Zindagi hoo

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

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Love u How much

Two things are never defined in whole life,
1 is LOVE:
Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much.
2nd Friend:
Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.

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Still I Love her

Even though,
she hates me in every movement of life ,
but i love her with very seconds,
not because she has broken my heart,
but she as thought me to live with broken heart,

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Why Life Introduced

I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You..
But that’s not the question.
Question is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like you???

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Good Night my angel

What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you

This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

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TRUE FRIEND does all

in life..
some know you..
some remember you..
some like you..
some understand you..
some care for you..
but..
a TRUE FRIEND does all above &
always hopes the best for you..

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The air we breath

The air we breath keep us alive,
But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us.
Don’t worry cause
I will be willing to hold my breath
even for a million years just to see you alive.

                                   


 
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